Note:
*The author of this blog shall not be held responsible for spoilers. Ergo, you, the Reader, shall have seen the movie 1408 before reading this blog post. In addition, you will have most certainly read the short story 1408 by Stephen King before reading this blog post.
**It came out five years ago. Seven years ago? Whiskey happened. I am not responsible for spoilers. Only for ‘splainin’ the horror genre a little bit.
Alright. Here’s what happened. The lovely roommates and I drank a large bottle of Spicebox brand Spiced Whiskey (if the owners of Spicebox would like to send me a bottle, or case, of said whiskey, I, the writer of this blog, would not be averse to that. You guys make a damn fine whiskey).
Then we watched a movie, and of course by now, you know that movie was 1408. You also know that this movie came out years ago, starred John Cusak (who, as far as I’m concerned, should win every acting and awesomeness award that hasn’t already been given to Steve Buscemi or Judy Dench), and has been largely forgotten, except by the good people at Netflix.
This isn’t a critique or review. It’s just that I was hopped up on whiskey and saw it for the second time and needed to TALK about this. Good lord.
A couple of weeks ago, I got myself a library card (and if you don’t have one, you need to ask yourself why you don’t – Answer: No good reason. Go now). I took out a copy of Room, by Emma Donaghue, and proceeded to scare the ever living shit out of myself.
What it did, this book, was make me realize how people live in solitary confinement. Particularly, women who are abducted off of the street and then locked in a room. For. years.
Mama didn’t raise no fool. I am aware of this shit, regardless of how often it does or doesn’t happen. And it made me more aware of small spaces and what it can do of the brain. But this post isn’t about real life dangers. Although, if a strange man asks you to come and take a look at a sick dog, kindly decline and send him to a vet. I never have trusted strangers. Sesame Street taught me well.
My point is that it’s put me in a bit of a freak-out mode, being afraid of lonesome horrors. I suppose I’ve always felt that with a terrific family (two huge brothers and a protective father, possibly a tougher and more protective mother), and an amazing partner, I’m pretty safe. We like to feel safe, don’t we? We like to feel so damn safe. And surrounding yourself with people who know what’s going on in your life are a pretty good start.
I read the story 1408 five or six years ago. Honestly, Everything’s Eventual, the whole book of short stories by Stephen King, wigged me out. 1408 wigged me out the most (along with a fabulous tale called “The Man in Black,” except the room in that story is the woods, in broad daylight, near a river).
Lonesome horror. It takes something terrifying that could happen (as in real life, as in Room. Scary stuff, to be locked away, only kilometres from your actual life, no on aware you’re still alive. I don’t want to do this story injustice by mentioning it in a horror genre post, only mention that it has scared me in recent weeks), and intensifies it – supernaturally. The things none of us are afraid of with our safety nets.
My partner, a filmmaker, watched the movie with me and would cut in occasionally.
“This is Stephen King’s dialogue to the audience. He is terrified of hotel rooms.”
This got me thinking. King has written myriad stories about hotel rooms (okay, at least three I can think of). They are all creepy, even when nothing supernatural happens. They are creepy because when you’re alone in a hotel room, you don’t really exist. You walk into a hotel, give them your name, and get in the elevator. And when you do, you effectively cease to exist. You’re in a strange city, a strange building, a very strange room (don’t turn on the blacklight. Seriously). Whatever happens in this room now, no one is going to rush in to save you…or even call to check up on you, provided we’re talking about pre-iPhone times.
You’re sleeping in strange sheets, where hundreds of bodies have slept before, hundreds of lives have paused. At least some of those lives have ended since. The sounds are creepy, the smells are unfamiliar, and if the phone does ring, it shatters a silence and somehow makes you more aware of it, makes the silence creepier.
And you hang up the phone, and you’re more alone.
The whole thing is just weird. You’re in self-imposed isolation, yet as soon as the door closes, it’s not self-imposed. It’s a trap.
You’re not leaving…Are you?
Nope.
Isolation. It terrifies human beings because we’re creatures of contact. We lust, we love, we touch and kiss and hug. We hit and slap and beat the living shit out of each other. It’s contact, whatever way you look at it.
When you are alone, truly alone, even your worst enemy cannot (even if he/she would) show up to help you fight that battle.
Ergo, John Cusack in a hotel room…is pretty much f*cked. No one is coming to save him. And as the eerie lady on the phone says to him, even if you leave 1408, you can never leave 1408.
Horror is isolation.
In the real world and in supernatural fiction, our biggest fear isn’t loneliness, or anything so simple. It’s being truly and really alone.
So stay wary of strangers. Don’t trust them. And if Samuel L. Jackson tells you to stay out of a room, stay the eff out.
Sleep well.